Poemas Pelotudos
Enamoramientonomatopéyico
por Monsieur Côtelette
Tunchi tunchi tunchi tunchi
glup glup
tunchi tunchi tunchi tunchi
glup glup
tunchi tunchi tunchi tunchi
glup! berp!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tutú, tutú, tutú, tutú
rasc rasc
…
blablablabalbalbalablablablabalablabalbalablablabalbalablablabalablabla
ea!
chuick
blablablabalbalbalablablablabalablabalbalablablabalbalablablabalablabla
muack
muackssss
slurp, slurp
schluuuurp…
(guiño guiño)
fuiiit!
broooooooooooooom
…
schluuuurpp
grrrr, groooaar
ziiiiip!
ñam! ñam! ñam!
chak chak
ñaka ñaka ñaka ñaka ñaka ñaka ñaka ñaka ñaka ñaka
sploch sploch sploch sploch
turutú, turutú, turutú
iiijjjaaa!!!
splaashhh!!
(jadeo)
prrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
pipupipi-pipopipe
ñam ñam ñam
zzzzzzz…prrp!





… y el “ñic ñic ñic ñic” de mi sillón delator.
ay
gran, gran poema. de lo mejor que has escrito, asà nomás!
Miren que yo sà me enamoro asÃ.
Ja